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Fernando
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posted 07-19-2009 09:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fernando   Click Here to Email Fernando     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG! http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1247875221/Guys_Head_Split_in_Half_on_Ledge_Jump_That_Doesnt_Go_Well

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Kyle I
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posted 07-19-2009 11:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kyle I   Click Here to Email Kyle I     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sure makes you second guess the next time you go to jump into some water.


FUCK

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Jesse Neil
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posted 07-19-2009 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jesse Neil   Click Here to Email Jesse Neil     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Man, if I were a doctor, I'd be like "what the fuck do you want me to do with this? Get the fuck out"

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alistairheeley
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posted 07-19-2009 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for alistairheeley   Click Here to Email alistairheeley     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jesse Neil:
Man, if I were a doctor, I'd be like "what the fuck do you want me to do with this? Get the fuck out"

Staple it back together so his family can bury him? *shrugs*

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the lobster messiah
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posted 07-19-2009 12:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the lobster messiah     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kyle I:
Sure makes you second guess the next time you go to jump into some water.


FUCK


I jumped off a railroad bridge into a lake down south a few years back, and proceeded to read a news story a few years later about a kid getting impaled by shit in the water while doing the same thing, all because he didn't check the area he was jumping into first. I didn't either. I fucking refuse to jump off shit now.

I heard the screaming when I tabbed this video and I am not fucking watching this.

Hoooooly fuck.

[This message has been edited by the lobster messiah (edited 07-19-2009).]

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alistairheeley
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posted 07-19-2009 12:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for alistairheeley   Click Here to Email alistairheeley     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hollatchaboy will be stoked on this.

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DarkD3vil
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posted 07-19-2009 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkD3vil   Click Here to Email DarkD3vil     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i didnt watch i enjoy jumping off shit too much.

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chris c
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posted 07-19-2009 02:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chris c   Click Here to Email chris c     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CASED IT!

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DrunkBMX
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posted 07-19-2009 02:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DrunkBMX   Click Here to Email DrunkBMX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There's no way in hell I'm watching that.

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peglessEBCo
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posted 07-19-2009 03:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for peglessEBCo   Click Here to Email peglessEBCo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DrunkBMX:
There's no way in hell I'm watching that.

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burn it to keep warm
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posted 07-19-2009 04:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for burn it to keep warm   Click Here to Email burn it to keep warm     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i made the serious mistake of watching "Bumfights 3: Terrorists, killers, and middle-east wackos" and im severely affected by that so im not fucking watching this

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Hoff-Man_BMX
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posted 07-19-2009 05:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hoff-Man_BMX   Click Here to Email Hoff-Man_BMX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You're all a bunch of little girls. That was nothing.

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cowlick
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posted 07-19-2009 06:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cowlick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by the lobster messiah:
he didn't check the area he was jumping into first. I didn't either. I fucking refuse to jump off shit now.

You could just check what your jumping into.

I love to jump off shit but I know I can't jump far at all so if there's anything I have to clear to reach water I pretty much just don't bother. I've gone over/through a few trees but never anything very far at all.

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FEDERAL9
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posted 07-19-2009 09:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FEDERAL9   Click Here to Email FEDERAL9     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hoff-Man_BMX:
You're all a bunch of little girls. That was nothing.

For real. Shit is so blurry you can barely even tell what's going on.

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DixieBMX
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posted 07-19-2009 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DixieBMX   Click Here to Email DixieBMX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

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chris c
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posted 07-19-2009 10:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chris c   Click Here to Email chris c     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I guess he just couldn't face the facts.

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DixieBMX
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posted 07-19-2009 10:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DixieBMX   Click Here to Email DixieBMX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

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S&M_Sabbath
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posted 07-19-2009 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for S&M_Sabbath   Click Here to Email S&M_Sabbath     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What a two face...

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gregarette
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posted 07-20-2009 08:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for gregarette   Click Here to Email gregarette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FEDERAL9:
Shit is so blurry you can barely even tell what's going on.

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reed
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posted 07-20-2009 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for reed   Click Here to Email reed     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chris c:
I guess he just couldn't face the facts.

haha

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mfnkev
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posted 07-20-2009 10:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mfnkev   Click Here to Email mfnkev     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I refuse to believe the second half of that video is real.

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FuckMyStaff
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posted 07-21-2009 01:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FuckMyStaff   Click Here to Email FuckMyStaff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yeah, I cant even understand what was going on at the end. If his head was literally that split in half, how was he alive at all?

and breathing?


jesus h. christ, I was just about to goto bed, and now I'm going to be thinking of this shit all night.

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jesboogie
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posted 07-21-2009 02:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jesboogie   Click Here to Email jesboogie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nosedive for real. Terrible picture,great sound!

jd

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BostonGeorge
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posted 07-21-2009 02:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BostonGeorge   Click Here to Email BostonGeorge     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
looks like he has splitfeelings over his decision to jump...

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Hoff-Man_BMX
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posted 07-21-2009 02:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hoff-Man_BMX   Click Here to Email Hoff-Man_BMX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FuckMyStaff:
yeah, I cant even understand what was going on at the end. If his head was literally that split in half, how was he alive at all?

and breathing?


jesus h. christ, I was just about to goto bed, and now I'm going to be thinking of this shit all night.


I dont think he was breathing. I saw he was intubated (tube in throat) but it wasnt connected to anything (usually a breathing apparatus) so that means he is dead? My sound was off so I couldnt hear anything.

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Scuba Steve
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posted 07-21-2009 07:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scuba Steve   Click Here to Email Scuba Steve     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
wasn't this guy in one of the blade movies?

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catfish
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posted 07-22-2009 10:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for catfish   Click Here to Email catfish     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hoff-Man_BMX:
You're all a bunch of little girls. That was nothing.

This coming from a guy with a face a doctor couldn't help.

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Hoff-Man_BMX
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posted 07-22-2009 11:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hoff-Man_BMX   Click Here to Email Hoff-Man_BMX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by catfish:
This coming from a guy with a face a doctor couldn't help.

My face don't need no help. Your height, on the other hand...

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FuckMyStaff
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posted 07-22-2009 11:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FuckMyStaff   Click Here to Email FuckMyStaff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hoff-Man_BMX:
My face don't need no help. Your height, on the other hand...

Maybe an English tutor as well?

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hollatchaboy
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posted 07-23-2009 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hollatchaboy   Click Here to Email hollatchaboy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i get online for the first time in almost a week and this is the first thing i see... THANK YOU BMXBOARD!

dude's got a wicked case of predator-mouth... just needs some fangs

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bof666
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posted 07-23-2009 11:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bof666     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In Hawaii there was a rope swing into this river that had branches and shit in it. So glad i opted to not risk it....Brutal!

nose bonk gone wrong...

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hollatchaboy
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posted 07-23-2009 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hollatchaboy   Click Here to Email hollatchaboy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bof666:
In Hawaii there was a rope swing into this river that had branches and shit in it. So glad i opted to not risk it....Brutal!

nose bonk gone wrong...


nah... just a canadian nosepick

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copnhagen
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posted 07-23-2009 10:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for copnhagen   Click Here to Email copnhagen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I cant believe the guy didnt do a proper push with his arms to clear the gap.

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mxpxbmx1
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posted 07-23-2009 10:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mxpxbmx1   Click Here to Email mxpxbmx1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now that's using your head.

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