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Author
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Topic: Guy jumps off cliff and splits face open, literally (graphic)
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Fernando
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 09:20 AM
   
OMG! http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1247875221/Guys_Head_Split_in_Half_on_Ledge_Jump_That_Doesnt_Go_Well 
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Kyle I
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 11:07 AM
Sure makes you second guess the next time you go to jump into some water.
FUCK
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Jesse Neil
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 11:32 AM
Man, if I were a doctor, I'd be like "what the fuck do you want me to do with this? Get the fuck out"
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alistairheeley
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 11:51 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Jesse Neil:
Man, if I were a doctor, I'd be like "what the fuck do you want me to do with this? Get the fuck out"
Staple it back together so his family can bury him? *shrugs*
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the lobster messiah
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 12:21 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kyle I:
Sure makes you second guess the next time you go to jump into some water.
FUCK
I jumped off a railroad bridge into a lake down south a few years back, and proceeded to read a news story a few years later about a kid getting impaled by shit in the water while doing the same thing, all because he didn't check the area he was jumping into first. I didn't either. I fucking refuse to jump off shit now. I heard the screaming when I tabbed this video and I am not fucking watching this. Hoooooly fuck. [This message has been edited by the lobster messiah (edited 07-19-2009).]
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alistairheeley
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 12:36 PM
hollatchaboy will be stoked on this.
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DarkD3vil
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 12:51 PM
i didnt watch i enjoy jumping off shit too much.
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chris c
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 02:12 PM
CASED IT!
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DrunkBMX
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 02:33 PM
There's no way in hell I'm watching that.
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peglessEBCo
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 03:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by DrunkBMX:
There's no way in hell I'm watching that.
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burn it to keep warm
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 04:50 PM
i made the serious mistake of watching "Bumfights 3: Terrorists, killers, and middle-east wackos" and im severely affected by that so im not fucking watching this
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Hoff-Man_BMX
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 05:59 PM
You're all a bunch of little girls. That was nothing.
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cowlick
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 06:08 PM
quote:
Originally posted by the lobster messiah:
he didn't check the area he was jumping into first. I didn't either. I fucking refuse to jump off shit now.
You could just check what your jumping into. I love to jump off shit but I know I can't jump far at all so if there's anything I have to clear to reach water I pretty much just don't bother. I've gone over/through a few trees but never anything very far at all.
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FEDERAL9
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 09:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hoff-Man_BMX:
You're all a bunch of little girls. That was nothing.
For real. Shit is so blurry you can barely even tell what's going on.
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DixieBMX
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 09:37 PM
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
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chris c
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 10:30 PM
I guess he just couldn't face the facts.
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DixieBMX
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 10:50 PM
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
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S&M_Sabbath
rider
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posted 07-19-2009 10:58 PM
What a two face...
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gregarette
rider
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posted 07-20-2009 08:09 AM
quote:
Originally posted by FEDERAL9:
Shit is so blurry you can barely even tell what's going on.
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reed
rider
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posted 07-20-2009 12:17 PM
quote:
Originally posted by chris c:
I guess he just couldn't face the facts.
haha
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mfnkev
rider
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posted 07-20-2009 10:30 PM
I refuse to believe the second half of that video is real.
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FuckMyStaff
rider
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posted 07-21-2009 01:00 AM
yeah, I cant even understand what was going on at the end. If his head was literally that split in half, how was he alive at all?and breathing?
jesus h. christ, I was just about to goto bed, and now I'm going to be thinking of this shit all night.
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jesboogie
rider
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posted 07-21-2009 02:26 PM
Nosedive for real. Terrible picture,great sound!jd
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BostonGeorge
rider
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posted 07-21-2009 02:46 PM
looks like he has splitfeelings over his decision to jump...
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Hoff-Man_BMX
rider
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posted 07-21-2009 02:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by FuckMyStaff:
yeah, I cant even understand what was going on at the end. If his head was literally that split in half, how was he alive at all?and breathing?
jesus h. christ, I was just about to goto bed, and now I'm going to be thinking of this shit all night.
I dont think he was breathing. I saw he was intubated (tube in throat) but it wasnt connected to anything (usually a breathing apparatus) so that means he is dead? My sound was off so I couldnt hear anything.
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Scuba Steve
rider
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posted 07-21-2009 07:08 PM
wasn't this guy in one of the blade movies?
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catfish
rider
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posted 07-22-2009 10:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Hoff-Man_BMX:
You're all a bunch of little girls. That was nothing.
This coming from a guy with a face a doctor couldn't help.
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Hoff-Man_BMX
rider
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posted 07-22-2009 11:16 AM
quote:
Originally posted by catfish:
This coming from a guy with a face a doctor couldn't help.
My face don't need no help. Your height, on the other hand...
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FuckMyStaff
rider
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posted 07-22-2009 11:58 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hoff-Man_BMX:
My face don't need no help. Your height, on the other hand...
Maybe an English tutor as well?
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hollatchaboy
rider
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posted 07-23-2009 11:26 AM
i get online for the first time in almost a week and this is the first thing i see... THANK YOU BMXBOARD! dude's got a wicked case of predator-mouth... just needs some fangs
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bof666
rider
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posted 07-23-2009 11:58 AM
In Hawaii there was a rope swing into this river that had branches and shit in it. So glad i opted to not risk it....Brutal!nose bonk gone wrong...
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hollatchaboy
rider
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posted 07-23-2009 05:45 PM
quote:
Originally posted by bof666:
In Hawaii there was a rope swing into this river that had branches and shit in it. So glad i opted to not risk it....Brutal!nose bonk gone wrong...
nah... just a canadian nosepick
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copnhagen
noob
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posted 07-23-2009 10:01 PM
I cant believe the guy didnt do a proper push with his arms to clear the gap.
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mxpxbmx1
rider
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posted 07-23-2009 10:42 PM
Now that's using your head.
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